1. when a media owner gets precious about their guestlist and then nobody shows up to their party


  2. megasixtyfour:

    "Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"


    "There’s free food."


    (Source: megasixtyfour, via perks-of-being-chinese)


  3. going to the pub just because the boss’s card is behind the bar


  4. free pizza


  5. friday morning client meetings


  6. when I get an afternoon hangover from a lunch


  7. when a media owner tries to tell me that the fuck up wasn’t their fault


  8. when I get invited to a dinner and my boss doesn’t


  9. when one of the other agencies fucks up


  10. meeting the client for the first time and they’re actually nice