1. when a media owner gets precious about their guestlist and then nobody shows up to their party

     


  2. megasixtyfour:

    "Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"

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    "There’s free food."

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    (Source: megasixtyfour, via perks-of-being-chinese)

     


  3. going to the pub just because the boss’s card is behind the bar

     


  4. free pizza

     


  5. friday morning client meetings

     


  6. when I get an afternoon hangover from a lunch

     


  7. when a media owner tries to tell me that the fuck up wasn’t their fault

     


  8. when I get invited to a dinner and my boss doesn’t

     


  9. when one of the other agencies fucks up

     


  10. meeting the client for the first time and they’re actually nice